Woods' Advice To Michael Vick In 2007 - ESPN Video

Well Well Well... great advice is Great because it's something that you know to be true and you know can HELP someone who's in trouble. Then explain why Tiger Woods isn't following his OWN advice (sent to Michael Vick) with his current crisis?
Can you say, "Hypocrite"? Good. I knew you could.

Oval Office

John Jordan, Schevelle and Tony Batman at the Oval Office

If you weren't one of the lucky people to see Schevelle at the Oval Office in Green Bay this week don't despair you can follow her erotic exploits online at the G-String Chronicles.com

http://www.tonybatman.com/category/schevelles-g-string-chronicles/

There will be an update on Schevelle's stay in GB (The Good The Bad and The Naughty) so you can see Titletown through the eyes of one of the most requested exotic performers on the circuit today the lovely Schevelle.

Vintage Maynard

Here's the link to the new rock doc coming out on Maynard James Keenan's venture into his burgeoning wine business.
Cut Paste Sample and Enjoy
J.J.

http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi3734372889/

STOP! Hammertime!!!!

Shoppers in a trendy Los Angeles clothing store are caught off guard when a large group of people in M-C Hammer baggy pants flash-mob the store and perform a choreographed "U Can't Touch This" dance.
AWESOME BEYOND WORDS.... so WATCH IT.
J.J.

REALLLLLLY SAFE SEX

The Air Sex World Championship is coming to New York City on June 12th.
Wh...Wh... Wh...What's that, you ask? C'mon! You don't know what air sex is? Well, it's a lot like those air guitar competitions, only instead of standing on stage with an imaginary guitar, you're standing on stage with an imaginary partner. Air sex was invented by a group of lonely Japanese guys in 2006, and the phenomenon has finally arrived on U-S soil. Its first venue was the Alamo Draft House in Austin, Texas.

VIDEO

***WARNING CONTAINS SEXUAL POSITIONS and SITUATIONS and LANGUAGE BUT NO NUDITY- DAMN!!!***

VIMBY - Air Sex

Flash Mountain is BAAAAACK!!!!!

If you happen to be an exhibitionist, the Happiest Place on Earth just got a little happier -- 'cause Disney is dropping their last line of defense against roller-coaster boobie flashers.
It's all over rides like Splash Mountain -- aka Flash Mountain -- where some people would whip out certain body parts in the hopes that the park camera would catch the nudity ... and then display the naked shot on the photo preview screens for all to see.
Disney had created "image screening positions" to prevent the XXX shots from going public. But now, execs have told the OC Register the screeners have been "redeployed" -- and that they no longer need to monitor the rides because "actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare."
But before you run out and bare all, Disney claims they're still going to patrol the park for flashers ... and anyone who tries to turn the place into their own adult Fantasyland will still get a taste of Mickey's size 24.
For the record, Donald still doesn't wear pants.

FOR THOSE OVER 18
JJ

Roll That 20-Sided Dice

Apparently D & D stands for Drunk & Dumb not Dungeons & Dragons .
A 23 year old man attending the Chochella Music Festival became disorderly (dis-roberly more like it) when authorities asked him to put his Wizard costume back on. I guess when 12th level or higher wizards get hot they have to shed their magical cloaks. Who knew? Officers asked him for almost 10 minutes (in real person time) to put on his robe - he was having none of that and threatened to turn them all into newts. He didn't and he lost almost all his health points on the wrong end of a tazer gun. Which has more hit points than.. a dumbass warlock.
Enjoy.
WARNING - CONTAINS WIZARD NUDITY = YOU CAN SEE HIS MAGIC WAND
JJ


Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.