Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Blotto Buckeye Busted on Bar Buggy

Ohio man arrested for drunk driving on a homemade vehicle.

Ohio cops arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That's right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen (Right) in a police evidence photo. According to cops, Kile Wygle, 28, crashed his bar stool near his Newark home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries. When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, "I wrecked my bar stool." According to a Newark Police Division report, a copy of which you'll find here, Wygle's homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out. A plastered Wygle, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. His bar stool was not impounded.


The crazy train is pulling to your living room tonight...
Kelly, Jack, Sharon and Ozzy... The Osbournes, are back and reloaded.
The Osbournes Reloaded - a new "variety" show premieres tonight on Fox after American Idol. (what's that?)
This looks to be a blast from first view... combining audience interaction with on-the-street features, vignettes and pop culture spoofs..... even a segment called "The Littlest Osbournes" featuring foul-mouthed, child versions of Sharon and Ozzy. Classic.
I've missed the First Family of F'd Up and now they're back and reloaded.
Enjoy the preview.